Just saying.
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You think your life is weird? I just needed an outlet for my everyday life with my three husbands Hannibal, Robert and Johnny, and my disturbed son Michael, who has been wearing the same Halloween costume since he was three. That said, I apologize for any bad dreams, disturbing thoughts or "what the hell"s this blog may cause.
Oh and by the way, Damien? Dude, you're cool, but stop calling your mom a wench. Right now. Wench is just not going to happen for you. I'm the only person who can pull off wench without sounding like a total homo.
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Okay? I am sick and tired of people trying to be me. I am me. You cannot be me. It didn't work for Jason and it's not going to work for you, so you might as well save your efforts. :) You people can try aaaaaall you want, all you will ever be are cheap, untalented RIPOFFS of me.
R-I-P-O-F-F-S. Want a picture? :O
I am the original. kthx. You can't be me. You can't beat the original in epicness. I know it's your dream, but like, wake the fuck up. kcool.
Oh Gertie, darling. I know that Michael is currently grounded but I have a little favor to ask of you. I'm going away this weekend and I need someone to look after Bertha. I was wondering if you might allow Michael to babysit for the weekend? I would be very grateful.
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